Jam Gloves™ launch party: we're setting the table for you.

Dear esteemed clients,

Jam Gloves™ is going to be our most accessible, most relatable and most fun product launch ever! The joy and festive results all over the world I can already see coming together.

We even have an Early Bird party theme, and I know that once you see it and it clicks, you'll agree that this celebration has been long overdue. Attendance is planned for Open House, not a select few! You don't even have to be on the list! More on that later. But now:

🎉 Jam Gloves™ party theme: "The Emperor is wearing no clothes!"

In describing the "perfect" cable, our industry at large puts much effort into various justifications as to why this or that special sauce is best. It seems to always center around the conductor itself, and comes in the form of a kind of plausible theory. Regardless, conviction usually follows only after a sort of leap of faith anyway.

People hear theories about metallic purity, crystal boundary reduction, skin effect reduction, ever more "nines," speed-of-light indexes, silver vs. copper arguments, carbon superiority, nanotube keywords, low oxygen content races, and many more, including... "quantum" stuff... I'm not even going to go there.

Let's just be brutally honest here. All this talk simply falls apart when we peel away layer upon layer of such abstract theories, sit back, and finally acknowledge the obvious thousand pound elephant in the room.

The weakest link is of course the physical contact point. Of all those probable wire improvements, none of them even come close to the impact the physical connection makes. Although it is obviously true that one metal part touching another metal part creates a functionally conductive contact, has anyone ever asked why we justify all the other theories when we have the largest, the most obvious, and the most easily seen physical junction sitting right there, staring us in the face?

No amount of improvement to the conductive molecular structure of a metal is ever going to override the huge gap left when metal merely touches metal. This goes way beyond any minor offense caused by a mere internal crystal boundary. I mean, honestly, what are we even comparing here? Are we seriously faulting an atomic level deviance in microstructure, seen only with our theoretical understanding or fuzzy microscopes, with the physically obvious metal-to-metal contact which can be seen with the naked eye by every 5-year-old?

And I'm not even talking oxidation. I'm talking a brute physical vs. any type of true molecular bond. Come on!

I'm here to state clearly that the Emperor is wearing no clothes! That's the takeaway for our Jam Gloves™ launch party, and we cordially invite you to celebrate together! We're going to dress him up well and together we will jam like never before!

Jam Gloves™ are a big upgrade for the electrical connections made at the ends of power cables. They don't touch these electrical connections directly. Instead, they surround them from outside the plug.

What is it?

It’s a brand new, low priced, novel housing which simply slides over the outside of the power plug barrel of any power cable.

How do I use it?

You just:

(1) Remove a power plug,
(2) slide the Jam Gloves™ housing over the plug,
(3) and plug the power plug back in.

There is no dismantling of the plug. Images pending.

What is it for?

The actual electrical contact of any power cable is always the weakest link, and this new housing really lowers the noise floor by an obvious amount! It is surprisingly good!

What can I expect from it?

You'll get a grain-free, darker and more stable background, from which the music's rhythm will flow in the most natural way. You'll hear more deeply into the mix, with trailing ends revealing far more subtlety and nuance. The 3D effect of stereo becomes more holographic and life-like, flowing effortlessly and emanating from the most stable pitch blackness.

Micro-vibrations caused by the power current at the crucial electrical junction are effectively reduced. It's a simple, cost-effective fix to arguably the weakest point in any power cable. Slip on some Jam Gloves™ and get your power cables dressed for success! There's nothing else quite like them!

Headcount planning: Setting the table for you!

I mentioned before that this is a low priced item. By this I mean really low priced, to the point where we are seriously competing with international shipping costs! Economies of scale will get us to an Early Bird at very low three figure price point, possibly even two figure if participation is overwhelmingly good!

At this point, we need data. I know we didn't yet define ultimate pricing. With enough good data, we can get this launch down to pricing levels which will ensure everyone will be able to outfit their entire system, without breaking the bank!

Let's start with this simple, absolutely anonymous questionnaire. Kindly RSVP by clicking your appropriate response below.

Will you join us at the table?

😀 Yes, save my seat (1).

😀 Yes, save my seats (likely 2-3).

😀 Yes, save my seats (likely 4-10).

😀 Yes, save my table (likely 10+).

🧐 I'll watch from the doorway.

Thank you.

This will be a valuable start, and we'll be able to formulate your festive invitation card to the best party in town. Usually they say something like "seats are limited," but that's not at all how we want this party to look. Participation count is far more effective and fun for all. It's an attitude thing! What's good for one is good for all. So if you vibe with this, let's jam!